Most of my friends know about my yearning to visit the U.K. It's one place I really want to go.
So here's my fantasy for next year, Play along. First of all, Katie Price and Peter Andre pick me up at the airport with their three kids(Harvey, Junior and Princess.) Then, naturally they take me to have tea and cookies somewhere ritzy. Who knows? Katie might even suggest we all go shopping in London to get new outfits because they want to surprise me with a personal introduction to William and Harry. Then Will and Har personally show us around the Royal Palace and I say "what's up," to the Queen, her majesty. I'd even smack Camilla with a white glove for treating Princess Diana so awfully. Inevitably, I'll embarrass Foti even further by telling Prince Charles what a complete putz he was for choosing and old hag over Diana. I'd tell him that me and England will never forgive him! Foti will rush to snap some super cool photos with the palace guards before I get politely get escorted off the royal premises. We'll all have a good laugh on the car ride to dinner. Katie and Peter planned a final surprise for us. They would take us to have dinner at Nigella's Lawson's. She had been expecting us all day! We devour some of her famous mustard crusted lamb and mini mince meat pies for supper. It's superb! Just when I think I couldn't fit another bite, she would make these 2 desserts for me. Ones that I love and treasure forever!
The End!
Pomegranate Meringue Fluff
Chocolate Pistachio Fudge
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